We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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