i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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