bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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