Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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