even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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