well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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