I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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