I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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