My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
please come you make the beer taste better
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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