Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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