It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We named our party play list daddy issues
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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