Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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