I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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