Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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