So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
As shirtless as possible
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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