I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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