I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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