Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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