feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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