So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'd cum for enchiladas.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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