Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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