OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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