trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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