i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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