if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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