just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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