i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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