Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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