I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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