there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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