and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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