If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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