Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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