i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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