when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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