If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.