The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE