I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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