so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
