real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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