i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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