I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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