Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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