ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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