Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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