All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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