i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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