So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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