Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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