okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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