why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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