I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
this will be a night to untag.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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