You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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